Season's Greetings!

Jngrbrdman

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice, but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse society has helped make this country great (not to imply that USA is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used herein without reference to its etymology.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2005, however mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family.

Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes,





Anthony and Family
 
I did not realize that Obcessive Compulsive Disorder.....I mean Obcessive Compulsive Detailing could be transmitted so well into verbage. :stuart:

Best OCD Wishes to you also!! :yes: :santa: :lol: :D
 
maximv1 said:
AMEN brother!!! you don't want adjust to a new style of living, don't come here.

What do you mean 'HERE', canadian? Last time I checked Ontario wasn't in the United States. :lol:

Let's not turn a funny post into some kind of weird political statement. It is just a joke that I see on forums every single year. In fact, I think someone else posted this last year too. Just take a chill pill and relax. If you can't be accepting of other's beliefs then maybe you ought to read DC's rule number one again or find another forum to post on. Just relax and laugh. Good greif...
 
Oh yeah?! I got something for your "Politically Correct" greeting....














































MERRY CHRISTMAS you humbug :rofl
 
Jngrbrdman said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice, but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse society has helped make this country great (not to imply that USA is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used herein without reference to its etymology.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2005, however mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family.

Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes,





Anthony and Family
huh?
 
You guys do realize that this was a joke, right? That thing has been circulating on the web for at least the last 6 years and probably longer. Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Seasons Greetings. Here's my tree to prove it. :santa

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DetailQueen said:
Nice tree, but she needs a skirt and some gifts :santa :smile

Yeah, I know. That was the day we put it up. Jennifer wanted me to take a picture so she could send it to somebody. It looks more Christmasy now. :D
 
Jngrbrdman said:
Yeah, I know. That was the day we put it up. Jennifer wanted me to take a picture so she could send it to somebody. It looks more Christmasy now. :D
Just pulling your leg, I am sure you were good :evil: this year and :smile is going to visit you! :present: :innocent: (well lets hope..right!)
 
The Fuzz said:
Just take a chill pill and relax. QUOTE]

i wish i could fuzz but that would violate my parole conditions :evil: i was not trying to make a statment and i apoligize to any dc members i may have offended, please forgive me fuzz. :bow
 
maximv1 said:
The Fuzz said:
Just take a chill pill and relax.

i wish i could fuzz but that would violate my parole conditions :evil: i was not trying to make a statment and i apoligize to any dc members i may have offended, please forgive me fuzz. :bow


Are you sure you mean that and aren't just afraid The Fuzz might turn your avatar into a lime green tricycle with training wheels? :lmfao
 
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