I'll keep this short and sweet. There is no false advertizing going on here, this thing is big and blue. Its waffle woven MF towle thats very plush and soft. After cutting of the viper label off I whent to work. After washing with AutoIts "C", i flooded lots of the water off then gabbed the Big Blue and a green viper cloth. The Big Blue is quite absorbant, id say just as good as my previous benchmark, the Bandit. The bandit would load up with water quickly but you could easily ring it out, where MF is harder to wring out. Luckily, i didnt have to wring it out once! I whent over the whole car with the Big Blue and it absorbed quite a bit of the water. I made a second pass with the green viper to get the spots i missed and in the crevices of the car that were still wet. Id rate the Big Blue higer that the Bandit. One, they are equal in absorbancy, the B-B doesnt saturate as quickly, and its machine washable and doesnt dry as hard as a peice of bark. If anyone has a chamios that dies a noble death (like my bandit did bless its soul), get the big blue, youl be happy.:up