The old farmers I use to work for back in my teen years would say that the "monkey" would get on your back if you didn`t drink water. Well, as know-it-all teenagers, we`d laugh about it - until you realized that you AREN`T sweating and feel about as weak as a new born kitten. Let me tell you, old folks aren`t dumb, they didn`t get to be old by being stupid!
So, fast foward to this weekend. I`m retired, but occasionally work way too much for friends. This was the case, see, I ain`t use to the heat and working outside like I was back in the day, so I had forgot about the monkey. I worked all day Friday on a SUV, then all day Saturday on a ski boat (yeah - real good friend!) and Sunday, the wife had her list of chores. It was later Sunday afternoon I was relaxing with the family, enjoying Miller Time, and grilling, that I really set myself up. The final nail - cup of coffee and some doughnuts after dinner. You probably know that beer and coffee cause you to pee - a lot, and when you`re already down on body fluids, well, say hello to Bonzo!
I got up Monday morning, struggled to brush my teeth and though I would pass out. I felt like I had a bad fever. It took a few quarts of gatoraid to get me back to normal (no jokes)
So, watch out when it`s hot out there!
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